It's about time that my brother, Andrew, got home, especially after I had to wear that shirt:
On top of having to wear that shirt, I had to watch TV which is a TOTAL waste of my time. I'd much rather watch what's happening in my yard.
Luckily, my brother, Andrew, is FINALLY home:
Look at how happy we are to see each other. See a dog really is man's best friend!
Like I always say, if you want a real best friend, get a dog. No one will love you more.