The other night, my brother, Andrew, invited me to hang out with his friends on the trampoline. How amazing is that! I was having a fine time when I spotted a furry friend across the yard. Now I have amazing eyesight, even at night, so I see EVERYTHING! I decided that I would charge over to say hello.
OOPS!...my new friend definitely did NOT appreciate me charging over and sprayed me with perfume. Now I LOVE to smell "bad" - at least my family thinks that it's "bad" - to me, I prefer to smell "bad." It beats smelling all clean like I do when I go to Janet, the Groomer.
When I got back to the trampoline, everyone said that I was SMELLY, REALLY SMELLY. I smelled so bad that Andrew woke up my Mom to tell her. Well, my Mom was no help - she told Andrew to give me a bath with the freezing cold hose outside. It was AWFUL. Then my Mom said I could only stay in the TV room. Then to make matters even worse, my Mom took me to get a second bath from Janet the Groomer:
As soon as I got home from Janet the Groomer, I went to lay down in the dirt. TWO BATHS IN LESS THAN ONE DAY = AWFUL! Talk about a day going from bad to worse!
Like I always say, take it easy when you're meeting a new friend. Give the friend some personal space - otherwise you might smell "bad" like me and need 2 baths. I hope this never happens again! It was AWFUL!
p.s. I have made sure to spend A LOT of time in the dirt. Who wants to be clean and smell good at the same time?
OOPS!...my new friend definitely did NOT appreciate me charging over and sprayed me with perfume. Now I LOVE to smell "bad" - at least my family thinks that it's "bad" - to me, I prefer to smell "bad." It beats smelling all clean like I do when I go to Janet, the Groomer.
When I got back to the trampoline, everyone said that I was SMELLY, REALLY SMELLY. I smelled so bad that Andrew woke up my Mom to tell her. Well, my Mom was no help - she told Andrew to give me a bath with the freezing cold hose outside. It was AWFUL. Then my Mom said I could only stay in the TV room. Then to make matters even worse, my Mom took me to get a second bath from Janet the Groomer:
As soon as I got home from Janet the Groomer, I went to lay down in the dirt. TWO BATHS IN LESS THAN ONE DAY = AWFUL! Talk about a day going from bad to worse!
Like I always say, take it easy when you're meeting a new friend. Give the friend some personal space - otherwise you might smell "bad" like me and need 2 baths. I hope this never happens again! It was AWFUL!
p.s. I have made sure to spend A LOT of time in the dirt. Who wants to be clean and smell good at the same time?
