I can't believe this! Someone gave my Mom this mug as a gift:
I have an ENORMOUS problems with "DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO." Here are my main reasons:
1. I am truly a dog in every way. I wear a fur coat all year long. I walk on 4 legs. I will eat anything and everything (the only person who comes close to the eating requirement is my Dad, and he doesn't eat everything, like mushrooms and rabbit poop, to name a few).
2. My seeing, hearing and sense of smell are MUCH BETTER than any person's. Who knows there's a coyote in the yard in the middle of the night? If I didn't howl and bark, no one in my family would know. See how lucky they are. It's a good think that I'm on the ball. I wouldn't want my Mom to miss out on any of the excitement - even if it is the middle of the night.
3. How many people do you know who jump up and down; scratch the floor; and/or do a dance every time you come home at the end of the day? Only a dog would do this for you.
I mean, I could go ON AND ON AND ON to prove my point, but I think you get the idea.
Like I always say, a dog is a dog NOT A PERSON. We are very special and unique, and it is an insult to a dog to say that we're people. I LOVE people, but I LOVE being a dog more.
Plus, do I look like a person to you?
p.s. Food falls in the couch, and it's my job to get it out from under the sofa cushions. I sure am a useful and helpful DOG!
1. I am truly a dog in every way. I wear a fur coat all year long. I walk on 4 legs. I will eat anything and everything (the only person who comes close to the eating requirement is my Dad, and he doesn't eat everything, like mushrooms and rabbit poop, to name a few).
2. My seeing, hearing and sense of smell are MUCH BETTER than any person's. Who knows there's a coyote in the yard in the middle of the night? If I didn't howl and bark, no one in my family would know. See how lucky they are. It's a good think that I'm on the ball. I wouldn't want my Mom to miss out on any of the excitement - even if it is the middle of the night.
3. How many people do you know who jump up and down; scratch the floor; and/or do a dance every time you come home at the end of the day? Only a dog would do this for you.
I mean, I could go ON AND ON AND ON to prove my point, but I think you get the idea.
Like I always say, a dog is a dog NOT A PERSON. We are very special and unique, and it is an insult to a dog to say that we're people. I LOVE people, but I LOVE being a dog more.
Plus, do I look like a person to you?
p.s. Food falls in the couch, and it's my job to get it out from under the sofa cushions. I sure am a useful and helpful DOG!
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