Today started out promising. I was supposed to get a bath, but Paula couldn't take me. What a relief! I wouldn't have to wear bows after all.
Then my Mom bought me a shirt. You know me - I DO NOT LIKE TO WEAR ANYTHING! Now I've been wearing this all day:
Of course, everyone has been giving me so much attention which I actually like, but why do I have to wear a shirt?
Like I always say, REAL DOGS DO NOT WEAR CLOTHES! Clothes are for people, not dogs. The things that I have to do to make my family happy can be quite annoying. When is my family going to leave me alone? At least I can go outside and recover from my newest humiliation. I can't wait to get this shirt off. Hopefully, my luck will be better tomorrow.
Then my Mom bought me a shirt. You know me - I DO NOT LIKE TO WEAR ANYTHING! Now I've been wearing this all day:
Of course, everyone has been giving me so much attention which I actually like, but why do I have to wear a shirt?
Like I always say, REAL DOGS DO NOT WEAR CLOTHES! Clothes are for people, not dogs. The things that I have to do to make my family happy can be quite annoying. When is my family going to leave me alone? At least I can go outside and recover from my newest humiliation. I can't wait to get this shirt off. Hopefully, my luck will be better tomorrow.
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