How you ask for something is very important. Depending on who you're asking affects how you ask.
For example, my Dad gives me whatever I want. I put my paws on the table and look at him, I get food. I whimper or whine, I get food. He pretty much does what I ask, and that makes my life so much easier.
Now, my Mom, she's a different story. I have to use a different technique to get something from her. While she's eating, I quietly rest my head on her lap so when she looks down, this is what she sees:
Look at how cute I am, and look at those big, beautiful eyes just wishing for some of her food. How could she resist? I don't make any noise, I just stare at her. The amazing part is that she gets the message, and I get to lick her plate - after she puts it on the floor.
My Dad, on the other hand, holds the plate while I lick it. He thinks it's easier for me when he holds the plate up to my face. Here's a secret: I could care less; just let me lick the plate already!
Like I always say, ask politely and appropriately when you want something. If you do everything right - like me - you'll get what you want, plain and simple. You can't go wrong when you follow my excellent advice, especially when it comes to mooching because I am THE EXPERT!
For example, my Dad gives me whatever I want. I put my paws on the table and look at him, I get food. I whimper or whine, I get food. He pretty much does what I ask, and that makes my life so much easier.
Now, my Mom, she's a different story. I have to use a different technique to get something from her. While she's eating, I quietly rest my head on her lap so when she looks down, this is what she sees:
Look at how cute I am, and look at those big, beautiful eyes just wishing for some of her food. How could she resist? I don't make any noise, I just stare at her. The amazing part is that she gets the message, and I get to lick her plate - after she puts it on the floor.
My Dad, on the other hand, holds the plate while I lick it. He thinks it's easier for me when he holds the plate up to my face. Here's a secret: I could care less; just let me lick the plate already!
Like I always say, ask politely and appropriately when you want something. If you do everything right - like me - you'll get what you want, plain and simple. You can't go wrong when you follow my excellent advice, especially when it comes to mooching because I am THE EXPERT!
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